List of Internet / Usenet / Email Acronyms: new Slang / shorthands

The following is a list of some common words or phrases that are used. The list is far from being complete, it just contains the abbreviations, which I consider most useful. The acronyms / abbreviations are mostly written in upper case.

 

2F4UToo Fast For You
4YEO FYEOFor Your Eyes Only
AAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact
ACKAcknowledgment
AFAIKAs far as I know
AFAIRAs far as I remember / recall
AFKAway from keyboard
ASAPAs Soon As Possible
B2K BTKBack To Keyboard
BTWBy the way
C&PCopy and Paste
CUSee you
CYSCheck your settings
EOBDEnd Of Business day
EODEnd Of Discussion
EOMEnd Of Message
EOTEnd Of Thread / End of Text / End of Transmission
FAQFrequently asked questions
FACKFull Acknowledge
FWIWFor what it's worth
FYIFor your information
HFHave fun
HTHHope This Helps
IIRCIf I Recall / Remember Correctly
IMHOIn my humble opinion
IMOIn my opinion
IMNSHOIn My Not So Humble / Honest Opinion
IOWIn other words
ITTIn this thread
LOLLaugh out loud
MMWMark My Words
N/ANot Available / Applicable
noob n00bNewbie
NOYBNone of your business
OMGOh my God
OPOriginal Poster, Original Post
OTOff Topic
OTOHOn The Other Hand
PEBKACProblem exists between keyboard and chair
POVPoint of view
ROFLRolling on the floor laughing
RTFMRead the fucking manual
TBATo be announced
TBCTo be continued
TIAThanks in advance
THX TNXThanks
TYTTake your time
TTYLTalk to you later
WFMWorks For Me
WTFWhat The Fuck
WTHWhat The Hell / What the Heck
YMMDYou made my Day
YMMVYour mileage may vary

 

50 Rules for Writing Good - Writing tips

One of the more popular items that circulate through the network of folk faxology is a perverse set of rules along the lines of Thimk, We Never Make Mistakes and (this one runs off the page) PlanAhe.... These injunctions call attention to the very mistakes they seek to enjoin. English teachers, students, scientists and (scientific) writers have been circulating a list of self-contradictory rules of usage for more than a century, and have been collecting and creating them for almost half of one. Whatever you think of these slightly cracked nuggets of rhetorical wisdom, just remember that all generalizations are bad.

  1. Each pronoun should agree with their antecedent.
  2. Between you and I, case is important.
  3. A writer must be sure to avoid using sexist pronouns in his writing.
  4. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
  5. Don't be a person whom people realize confuses who and whom.
  6. Never use no double negatives.
  7. Never use a preposition to end a sentence with. That is something up with which your readers will not put.
  8. When writing, participles must not be dangled.
  9. Be careful to never, under any circumstances, split infinitives.
  10. Hopefully, you won't float your adverbs.
  11. A writer must not shift your point of view.
  12. Lay down and die before using a transitive verb without an object.
  13. Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.
  14. The passive voice should be avoided.
  15. About sentence fragments.
  16. Don't verb nouns.
  17. In letters themes reports and ad use commas to separate items in a series.
  18. Don't use commas, that aren't necessary.
  19. "Don't overuse 'quotation marks.'"
  20. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (if the truth be told) superfluous.
  21. Contractions won't, don't and can't help your writing voice.
  22. Don't write run-on sentences they are hard to read.
  23. Don't forget to use end punctuation
  24. Its important to use apostrophe's in the right places.
  25. Don't abbrev.
  26. Don't overuse exclamation marks!!!
  27. Resist Unnecessary Capitalization.
  28. Avoid mispellings.
  29. Check to see if you any words out.
  30. One word sentences? Eliminate.
  31. Avoid annoying, affected, and awkward alliterations, always.
  32. Never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
  33. The bottom line is to bag trendy locutions that sound flaky.
  34. By observing the distinctions between adjectives and adverbs, you will treat your readers real good.
  35. Parallel structure will help you in writing more effective sentences and to express yourself more gracefully.
  36. In my own personal opinion at this point of time, I think that authors, when they are writing, should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words that they don't really need.
  37. Foreign words and phrases are the reader's bete noire and are not apropos.
  38. Who needs rhetorical questions?
  39. Always go in search for the correct idiom.
  40. Do not cast statements in the negative form.
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A Translation of common Scientific Research Phrases [Source: unknown]

This list of phrases and their translations might help you understand the mysterious language of science in general and medicine / biology specifically. These special phrases are also applicable to anyone working on a Ph.D. dissertation or academic paper at a university anywhere on earth.

Research Phrases Translation / Meaning
It has long been known ... I didn't look up the original reference.
A definite trend is evident ... These data are practically meaningless.
Of great theoretical and practical importance ... Interesting to me.
While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to these questions ... An unsuccessful experiment, but I still hope to get it published.
Three of the samples were chosen for detailed study ... The results of the others didn't make any sense.
Typical results are shown ... This is the prettiest graph.
These results will be shown in a subsequent report... I might get around to this sometime, if I'm pushed / funded.
The most reliable results are those obtained by Jones ... He was my graduate assistant.
It is believed that... I think.
It is generally believed that ... A couple of other people think so, too.
It is clear that much additional work will be required before a complete understanding of the phenomenon occurs ... I don't understand it.
Correct within an order of magnitude ... Wrong.
In my experience ... Once.
In case after case ... Twice.
In a series of cases ... Thrice.
According to statistical analysis. Rumor has it.
A statistically oriented projection of the significance of these findings. A wild guess.
Thanks are due to Joe Blotz for assistance with the experiment and to George Frink for valuable discussions ... Blotz did the work and Frink explained to me what it meant.
A careful analysis of obtainable data... Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a glass of wine.
It is hoped that this study will stimulate further investigation in this field ... I quit.

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